Totally random and not related to subbing.

By 7h3d4rkw0lf on Jul 1, 2011

So, I had this dream last night. Basically, it was like, totally strike witches cuz it\'s awesome. I woke up this morning and thought, \"Man, that was EPIC, I gotta write it down before I forget!\" So I proceeded to do just that, while half asleep (meaning I had my eyes closed and head still on pillow)

I finished typing, and looked at the screen in horror.

Little did I know, my input method was set to moonrunes and therefore, my english typing had turned into an absolute disaster. Been trying to decipher this shit for like an hour now. This is what I have

Twas Strike Witches、it was a sort of not ghost town、but def has asパレセlyポプラてd亜レア。was yoshika 、story輪sテェレ輪sap林セッs氏ck、部t the 恩lyわayと下tへベッテr羽s下tへrthレエthレエエへrbs。アカッly、2編団ts and 尾根へrb。シェ‘d後ってン屁ペンでンtsエアr理恵r、部tsチッlね絵でdへrb。フィナッly真投げdと下tへrb、but Neuroii亀 and s都l it 。sort of like a falcon Neuroii which took it back to the mother ship。 yoshika 。iiiiっめ痔宛lyがヴェ茶背、 even though there were no orders and の尾根輪sレアdy、went on completely ahead、chased it down、got into a fight with it 、had to but鵜p氏得ldsおf店、finally Yoshika/I 失せd some OP move、something uraie somethingsomething Ion Cannon Shoot、っバシカッlyはd群s裏ね鵜p員at裏案gれフォr町音aろうンdへr、ウィth尾根ファセヂレctlyベネth経r、オテェrと痔aごなl。戸ぉ痔aごなlsはd裏家aご尾d`4軍s裏ねd鵜p and 阿賀印、ティs羽s音簿th氏でs。ソrtおf路おけd裏家a身っsれラウンチェr。フィれd it 、b路家 the すrファセおf the Neuroii。エx背pt運里家 the すうalこれ、it simplyレヴェaれd案iんてrなlネトォrkおfほれs/つん得ls。Yoshika染め保wsh凛家d or something、テェンウェンt員。pitchblack except for the classic Neuroi exterior波ってrn里gh賃g鵜p員 fancy 輪ys。、Finally フォウンd it afてrsクゥiir民gaろうンdフォra美t、grabbed the herb、However when Yoshika grabbed it 、 the herb which輪s音as反dテャt路おけd裏家acらw、gラッベdへr。Struggled for a bit、got out。as氏ぇれft、Erica and Gertrude walked into the room ウェレ手経rb輪s、ガヴェabランksたれasYoshika寿st羽l家dおうtウィth the 経rb and asみれ、 kept 目得賃g鵜p with other Witches as氏ぇれft。managed to 下t場ckと the p鈴セッs、を毛うp。 Another point、kept having snippets in the dream、where I was on fb or something、 and kept talking to Sanya and Eila 。Sanya seemed a bit OOC(not shy totally quiet)but Eila was same as usual<3

EDIT: Because Markdown is retarded and I can\'t seem to use <script> or any css elements, I can\'t spoiler the above.

Here\'s what I have now

Twas Strike Witches、it was a sort of not ghost town、but def has asパレセlyポプラてd亜レア。was yoshika 、story was there was a princess sick、but the 恩lywaay to get her better was to gather three items。actually、2編団ts and 尾根 herb。she‘d 後ってン屁ペンでンtsエアr理恵r、but sチッlね絵でd herb。finally managed to get herb、but a Neuroi came and stole it 。sort of like a falcon Neuroi which took it back to the mother ship。 yoshika/I っめ痔宛lyがヴェ茶背、 even though there were no orders and no one was ready、went on completely ahead、chased it down、got into a fight with it 、had to battle with guns and stuff, shields going up everywhere、finally Yoshika/I used some OP move、something like somethingsomething Ion Cannon Shoot、basically had guns line up員at裏案gれフォr町音aろうンdへr、ウィth尾根ファセヂレctlyベネth経r、otherと痔aごなl。戸ぉ痔aごなlsはd裏家aご尾d`4軍s裏ねd鵜p and 阿賀印、ティs羽s音簿th氏でs。sort of 路おけd裏家a身っsれラウンチェr。fired it 、broke the surface of the Neuroi。except it wasn\'t the usual core、it simply revealed it\'s internal network of holes/tunnels。Yoshika 染め保w shrinked or something、then went in。pitchblack except for the classic Neuroi exterior pattern 里gh賃g鵜p員 fancy 輪ys。、Finally found it after sクゥiir民gaろうンdフォrabut、grabbed the herb、However when Yoshika grabbed it 、 the herb which was 音as反dテャt路おけd裏家 a claw、grabbed her。Struggled for a bit、got out。as she left、Erica and Gertrude walked into the room where the herb was 、gave a blank stare as Yoshika just walked out with the herb and a smile、 kept meeting up with other Witches as she left。managed to get back to the princess, を毛うp。

Another point、kept having snippets in the dream、where I was on fb or something、 and kept talking to Sanya and Eila 。Sanya seemed a bit OOC(not shy totally quiet)but Eila was same as usual<3

FINAL EDIT: So another wall of text later, I finally finished it. Enjoy. Twas Strike Witches、it was a sort of not ghost town、but def has a sparsely populated area。was yoshika 、story was there was a princess sick、but the only way to get her better was to gather three items。actually、2 items and one herb。she‘d gotten the pendant earring、but still needed herb。finally managed to get herb、but a Neuroi came and stole it 。sort of like a falcon Neuroi which took it back to the mother ship。 yoshika/I immediately gave chase、 even though there were no orders and no one was ready、went on completely ahead、chased it down、got into a fight with it 、had to battle with guns and stuff, shields going up everywhere、finally Yoshika/I used some OP move、something like somethingsomething Ion Cannon Shoot、basically had guns line up in a triangle formation around her、with one face directly beneath her、other to diagonal。two diagonals had like a good 4guns lined up and again、this was on both sides。sort of looked like a missle launcher。fired it 、broke the surface of the Neuroi。except it wasn\'t the usual core、it simply revealed it\'s internal network of holes/tunnels。Yoshika somehow shrunk or something、then went in。pitchblack except for the classic Neuroi exterior pattern lighting up in fancy ways。、Finally found it after searching around for a bit、grabbed the herb、However when Yoshika grabbed it 、 the herb which was on a stand that looked like a claw、grabbed her, Struggled for a bit、got out。as she left、Erica and Gertrude walked into the room where the herb was 、gave a blank stare as Yoshika just walked out with the herb and a smile、 kept meeting up with other Witches as she left。managed to get back to the princess, woke up。 Another point、kept having snippets in the dream、where I was on fb or something、 and kept talking to Sanya and Eila 。Sanya seemed a bit OOC(not shy totally quiet)but Eila was same as usual<3

13 Responses

  • dc1293 said:
    July 2nd 2011, 12:20 am

    Can\'t the story that your hiding T^T

  • July 2nd 2011, 12:30 am

    >.> Bad timing, I was trying out some spoiler code as you tried to view it.

  • soul said:
    July 2nd 2011, 4:32 am

    That should probably be \"2 pendats and One herb. sheâ

  • soul said:
    July 2nd 2011, 4:34 am

    Ok I want you to know I had translated like 80% of that and the blog ate all my post. I usually go ctrl+a ctrl+c before posting but Unluckily, I forgot.

  • soul said:
    July 2nd 2011, 4:47 am

    Let\'s see if it works this time (I must be really bored huh?)

    \"she\'d gotten **the pendant earring æ

  • soul said:
    July 2nd 2011, 4:49 am

    It didn\'t.. seems like I\'ll have to delete all kanjis. I\'ll replace them with 8\'s

    \"she\'d gotten the pendant earring 8r,but still needed herb\" **not sure about that \"yoshika/I inmediately gave chase, even though\" \"up in a triangle formation around her,with one face directly beneath 8rã

  • soul said:
    July 2nd 2011, 4:51 am

    It didn\'t.. seems like I\'ll have to delete all kanjis. I\'ll replace them with 8\'s. Damn, I\'m not leaving untill this works.

    \"she\'d gotten the pendant earring 8r,but still needed herb\" **not sure about that

    \"yoshika/I inmediately gave chase, even though\" \"up in a triangle formation around her,with one face directly beneath 8r,other to diagonalã

  • soul said:
    July 2nd 2011, 4:51 am

    It didn\'t.. seems like I\'ll have to delete all kanjis. I\'ll replace them with 8\'s. Damn, I\'m not leaving untill this works. Ok It should work now.

    \"she\'d gotten the pendant earring 8r,but still needed herb\" **not sure about that

    \"yoshika/I inmediately gave chase, even though\" \"up in a triangle formation around her,with one face directly beneath 8r,other to diagonal. too diagonals had 88 a good 4 guns 88d8p and 888, this was on both sides. sort of...\"

    \"the herb which was on a stand 88t888d88\"

    Don\'t blame me if your english makes no sense.

  • soul said:
    July 2nd 2011, 4:57 am

    Damn. Deciphering you message is kinda fun..

    \"not ghost townã

  • soul said:
    July 2nd 2011, 4:59 am

    Your blog\'s gonna drive me insane.

    \"not ghost town, but def was a sparsely populated area\" \"there was a princess sickã

  • soul said:
    July 2nd 2011, 5:00 am

    THESE DAMN COMMAS RUIN MY POSTS DAMMIT

    \"not ghost town, but def was a sparsely populated area\" \"there was a princess sick, but the only way\"

  • July 3rd 2011, 2:58 am

    Ohdamn.

    Wow, you got a few of the annoying parts done for me O_O Thanks :)

    Though, I have to compliment how you\'ve actually managed to decipher those xD

  • July 3rd 2011, 3:20 am

    Finished deciphering the rest :) Thanks so much for the help, Soul!

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